1.11.14 today king ricardo went to armazens do chiado, they had great bathrooms, so he proceeded to have number 1 and number 2, followed by a royal mcflush !!!

29.09.14 king ricardo went jogging this morning, outrunning every single person, and himself !!!

25.09.14 ricardo, mighty ruler of landland, has claimed a new zone today by simply standing on it, congratulations !!!

23.09.14 ricardo, his holyness, will be marrying himself soon — dates to be announced !!!

17.09.14 on this historic day, his highness ricardo drank two glasses of water, thus proving liquids exist !!!